Since I am quite handy like a good daddy usually is I have been working on a very useful project. I am building a custom ab crib. It is made for adult babies with everything being taller. It will keep me from bending down so much and easier for baby to get out of. My next project will be a changing table so wish me luck.
Ok Q&A time. The abies have asked and so I will answer you all here.
Q: Is daddy married to a Mommy or AB Girl?
A: Nope, daddy is single
Q: Do you ever wear diapers?”
A: On a very rare occasion with the right company
Q: Do you ever act as a Daddy Dom?
A: Yes, I have a strong Dominant side. If you want to see it, just ask (wink)
Q: What is your favorite kind of diaper?
A: Anything abie needs is good for me. I’m not the one wearing it.
Love,
Daddy Paul
How are all of you today? It’s Friday again and Daddy is so very glad for that. I have time to myself and for my little abies and sissies. So what shall we do? Read stories, and play dress up? Or color pictures and sing songs? What would make my abies smile?
Love,
The time of Halloween is fast approaching and boy oh boy I just can’t wait. It is the one time of the year when you can dress as you please and nobody usually says anything about it. So all you abies and sissies can take your fantasy out in the public and ninety percent of the time not even a second glance is noticed. Lets all enjoy a safe and happy All Hallows Eve.
Daddy Paul
One of the things I like about Fall is the last trips of the year to the zoo. On my last of the year to the zoo I will usually take an abie or two with Me and we will enjoy the day. I really love to look at the animal babies all so cute and cuddly. And if the abies are real lucky they might even get a quickie diaper change. Since I know someone that works there we will usually get to pet one of those cute little baby animals. Its sad when it gets too cold to go but we always look forward to spring to start our visits all over again.
Daddy Paul
Daddy has fun getting ab’s to bed. One of the things that we do is count baby animals. Not just 1,2,3,4,, no we go “one little white bunny” two tiny sleepy tigers” and so on. By the time we are seeing fifty fuzzy penguins we are either sleepy or giggling. I read stories too; I am not much for singing lullabies. I leave that for the Mommies.
Daddy Paul
One of the abies that comes to our chat has been keeping daddy entertained with jokes. I have told him a few also. So I decided to post some here. Enjoy them.
Daddy Paul
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30.
He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. “Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I’m sexually fit,” he says to the doctor.
“Okay,” says the medic, “let me see your sex organs.”
So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.
Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.
A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor said, “You know, you’ve been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax… Why don’t you go home and take a long hot bath?”
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
That was what I had tonight. One very sweet sissy called for my phone mommy friend and I. So she got him all diapered and dressed just like a baby doll. I was thrilled to see them when they got to me. I took the sissy’s hand and asked him about himself Shyly he talked to me in such a soft voice. I could tell she was a daddy’s girl by the nervous way she twirled her hair and giggled when daddy tickled her. What a terrific way to end a night.
Phone daddy Paul
So as I get home there you are all clean and shiny. As the babysitter leaves you sit in your playpen and smile the devious little grin and I know you are happy that Daddy is home and we can play. So I fix you a bottle and put you on my lap and you look at me with the gleam that makes my eyes light up. After you finish its diaper changing time and I believe you have not gone all day with that mess you have made. After I have you cleaned you up it is now bedtime and as I place you in your crib and tuck you in I can see by the look on your face you are one happy baby.
I am for the most part a fun caring loving Daddy. But there are so times a baby will be just down right naughty. That is when I can show that Daddy knows how to discipline a bad baby or girl. Sometimes it may be something simple like a timeout or take their favorite toy away for a while. However sometimes I have to be a little more harsh by simply pulling off the diaper a letting them have a few good swats on the behind. This a side I don’t like to show all the time but bad abies know that Daddy can be strict.
Hugs and Kisses,
Daddy Paul